[A school girl walks up Holder’s hill to bus stop. Upon finally reaching the bus stop, she is breathing heavily and is out of breath. An elderly woman sits quietly at the bus stop waiting for the bus. A school girl walks over and sits.]
Girl: Cheese-on bread, I tired den. Da hill near kill muh.
Woman: I don un’stan wanna young people, ya know. Wanna young people want exercise. Wanna too lazy. Wanna ‘ent had it like how we had it.
[The school girl took off her headphones and turns off her i-pod.]
Girl: You say sain.
Woman: You tink back in de day, I could ga ta school in a miniskirts like dat. I woulda neva be able ta leave home.
Girl: Dis aint de ole days here.
Woman: One time ya coulda lef ya door open,but na more.
[Girl laughing boisterously]
Girl: If ya do da now, yuh lose yuh TV, stove, fridge an even yuh floor boards.
Woman: An’ we had manners and discipline, tendin ta sheep an chicken an we had tag a long ta help muh mudda pick potatoes an work roun de house.
Girl: Yuh cann mek me do da doah.
[Woman shakes her head]
Woman: Wanna young people ent got dog manners.
[Girl gives a long stupse.]
Girl: All da talk, now-a-days is de best days. Yuh din have tuh be fighting off de lizards and de cockroaches in de pit toilet. So much has changed for the better, cula TV, cell phones, i pods and even computers. Besides, now people ‘ent having seven or nine kids.
Woman: But wanna young girls too fresh wid wanna selves. Things where cheap back then, bread was for { } and biscuits were for {}, so yuh ‘ent ha nain wrong wid a big family, yuh coulda afford it.
Girl: Yea, uh huh, I woulda say so too.
[A ZR stops at bus stop playing ear-splitting music.]
Conductor: You gin town.
[The girl signals no and the van drives away.]
Girl: Cheese-on, tight tunes.
Woman: Always keeping alota ignorant noise, wid wanna radios in de house, in de car an’ wanna loud ZSs.
[The girl laughs hysterically.]
Girl: ZS? It’s ZR, dem called ZRs.
Woman: ZS, ZR, same thin’.
Girl: Right, and that ‘ent nuh ignorant music.
Woman : Wanna young children got ta much luxury. Wen i was young i had ta sleep pon a cuss cuss grass bed.
Girl: Grass bed!? HA! I ‘ent sleepin pon nuh grass bed. I gotta nice spring bed home. Na pea chinks, nor na insects visitin me in de middle a de night.
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